This time I play it completely straight, with full time clocks and no save-states or anything. This just goes to show how much I've improved over the weeks of playing this game. It's still a lot of fun regardless, even if I rack up the score a bit.
What, do you guys like fun football? That isn't used as instruments for political standpoints? And guys can talk all the trash they want because it's all in good fun? DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL THAT DOESN'T SUCK??? Well looks like I have the solution to your No Fun League problem. AWESOME FOOTBALL WATCH IT IT IS BETTER THAN REAL FOOTBALL
This game is just the greatest football game ever, almost as great as Tecmo super Bowl, this game is awesome and so much fun and WAY more FUN TO PLAY THAN EVEN MADDEN TODAY SCREW YOU ELECTRONIC ARTS. SUCK IT MADDEN anyway this game is loads of fun to play and all the taunts and animations are great, it even has realistic pass deflection ball physics how awesome is that on a 16-bit system???? What happened to you Sega you used to be cool.
It's full of created players with witty names and I hope you have as much fun watching Bo Jackson running around the entire field as I had I love you guys!
Special shout out thanks to YouTube user Bloody Knuckles/bellzo5 for inspiration and special thanks to Vince Neiderman because he's awesome and such.
It allows you to relocate teams and I surely make the most of that, where I relocate *every* team to where their names make sense. Because why not? Anyway for those too cool for school, here's the relocations I made.
Toronto Bears (because bears are bigger in Canada) and play at the SkyDome (screw you Rogers you charged me like 4 times the cost just for being in Vancouver like a mile you assholes)
San Diego Bengals play at Jack Murphy Stadium, a reference to the San Diego Zoo on the old Johnny Carson show
Arizona Browns cuz brown is like the color of the desert
Kansas City Cowboys just has a nice alliterative ring to it I think
Houston Broncos because Texas sure they play in the Astrodome which is still around I think?
Vancouver Lions play at BC Place, shout out to the BC Lions, because it's cool to CFL I guess? Infiltrate Canada! Also this was back when BC Place was a dome, not the whatever it is now
Salt Lake City Packers because whatever
Dallas Oilers cuz you know Who shot J.R. and all
Baltimore Colts because OBVIOUSLY they play in the Big Old Memorial Coliseum
Anaheim Jaguars because why the hell not
Honululu Chiefs cuz that goes right back to the chief of Hawaii and such
Los Angeles Dolphins because dolphins are better on the west coast and it seems to fit nicely?
Miami Vikings because really what the hell kind of name is that? Also reference to Snowbirds
Washington Patriots really it's a perfect fit playing in RFK Stadium how cool is that?
Montreal Saints because Frenchy Frenchy goes together, and the fleur-de-lis goes well with the en francais Montreal crowd and they play in Olympic Stadium because someone has to occupy the Expodome
San Francisco Giants where have I heard that before
Seattle Jets is a great fit, don't you think? What with the airplane buildings and Jet City nickname it really fits better they play in the Kingdome which is not safe at all
Tampa Bay Raiders has a nice sound to it, I think, the A being the cohesion that puts them all together, also, it seems fitting for raiders to be around Florida if you know your history
Louisville Eagles because I'm running out of places to relocate
Birmingham Steelers they make steel there too you know
Buffalo Rams because water and such I don't know maybe battering rams? but who wants the rams anyway…
Nashville Chargers play in their Nashville Coliseum, and all the Tennessee Valley Authority references you can make, bzzzzzt
Sacremento 49ers well it's just a walk in the park isn't it
Portland Seahawks on the coast and such
Orlando Buccaneers is just a great fit I think, all the swash-buckling and things to do in Orlando and Pirates of the Carrabien, they play in the Citrus Bowl
Memphis Redskins… yeah I don't even wanna touch that one, they play at the Liberty Bowl
St. Louis Cardinals OBVIOUSLY
Detroit Falcons is a play on car names, the Ford Falcon, as well as a reference to one of the names the Detroit Red Wings went by before they settled on Red Wings
Las Vegas Bills play in the Silver Bowl also known as Sam Boyd Stadium cuz after you go to Vegas you got bills to pay
Pittsburgh Panthers is just a nice alliteration, playing at Three Rivers Stadium
and don't call me Shirley.
